• -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
  • -hears him singing-
  • me: will you quit singing?
  • brother: what?
  • me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
  • brother: WOMAN
  • brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
  • brother: MY BALLS
  • brother: AND MY SOUL

  • Aug 05 9:10with 330,641 notes
  • Person I Like: *Pushes me down the stairs by accident*
  • Me: Oh no that's fine !
  • Person I Hate: *Exhales*
  • Me: What the fuck bitch, what do you think you're doing breathing near me seriously ugh get a life. whore.

  • Aug 01 7:23with 1 note
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